The theory that human beings are a product of alien genetic manipulation, and were more or less “created in their image” for the sole purpose of mining gold – is a personal favorite of mine. It keeps things simple, and provides me with the answers I need when gold goes off the charts – as it has done overnight.
It’s simple. The gold has been stolen and we’ve only the aliens to blame.
The Illuminati’s “secret knowledge” of human creation (which defies both creationist and evolutionary theories) is bound up in the tale of the Anunnaki, who according to the Sumerian clay tablets – arrived around 6000 BC in Sumeria (modern-day Iraq).
A growing number of researchers say the Annunaki bred human slaves known in the Hebrew bible as “Adamu” and in English as “Earthlings” to mine gold necessary to the survival of their home world and it’s inhabitants.
Considering the slew of completely ridiculous “conspiracy theories” out there as to the “manipulation of gold prices” this looks to me as equally plausible in that – we still don’t know whether the reserves of gold “said to be there” in the United States – are really there at all.
So there you have it. Any time you get caught up in the minute to minute watching of the price of gold, or the endless debate over price manipulation or corrupt governments etc…just keep it simple.
Blame it on the Aliens.
I would love to enter the market here this morning – but just can’t pull the trigger in light of overnight action across the board. Dollar flat, equities up, currencies “wonky” ….and gold stolen by aliens makes me a touch nervous.
The Alien Gold Theory and Modern Forex Reality
When Ancient Manipulation Meets Central Bank Policy
While we’re blaming extraterrestrials for gold’s overnight surge, let’s get practical about what this means for currency markets. The USD/JPY pair has been dancing around like it’s receiving signals from another galaxy, and frankly, that’s not far from the truth when you consider how disconnected price action has become from fundamentals. When gold spikes this hard this fast, it’s sending a clear message about dollar weakness that every forex trader needs to decode. The Federal Reserve might think they’re controlling monetary policy, but if the Anunnaki are still pulling strings through their earthly proxies, then traditional technical analysis becomes about as useful as a chocolate teapot. The correlation between gold and the dollar index has been inverse for decades, but when alien intervention enters the equation, we’re looking at volatility patterns that would make even the most seasoned scalper’s head spin.
Currency Pairs in an Alien-Influenced Market
EUR/USD is behaving like it’s caught between two gravitational pulls – terrestrial economic data and otherworldly gold manipulation. The European Central Bank’s recent dovish stance should theoretically weaken the euro, but when gold is being systematically harvested by beings with technology that makes our smartphones look like stone tools, traditional monetary policy loses its grip. The Swiss franc, historically a safe haven that moves in tandem with gold, is now reflecting what might be the most honest price discovery we’ve seen in months. CHF/USD strength isn’t just about Swiss National Bank intervention or European uncertainty – it’s about traders unconsciously positioning for the reality that our planetary gold reserves might not be what we think they are. Meanwhile, the commodity-linked currencies like AUD/USD and CAD/USD are trapped in a paradox where mining stocks surge on gold fever, but the underlying question remains: are we mining for ourselves or for our cosmic overseers?
The Real Manipulation Game
Forget about traditional market manipulation theories involving London fixes and paper gold suppression schemes. If the Sumerian tablets are accurate, we’re dealing with a manipulation scheme that’s been running for over 8,000 years. The real question isn’t whether central banks are coordinating policy to suppress gold prices – it’s whether these same institutions are unknowingly serving a higher authority that views Earth’s gold reserves as a strategic resource for off-world purposes. The Bank for International Settlements, often called the central bank of central banks, coordinates global monetary policy with a level of synchronization that would make sense if they were following directives from a technologically superior civilization. When we see coordinated dollar strength or weakness across multiple currency pairs simultaneously, maybe we’re not witnessing sophisticated economic policy – maybe we’re seeing the execution of a resource extraction strategy that makes modern algorithmic trading look primitive.
Trading Strategy for an Uncertain Reality
Given this framework, the smartest play right now is defensive positioning across major currency pairs until we get clearer signals about whether this gold move has legs or if our alien handlers are just testing market liquidity. The carry trade has been dead for months anyway, so focusing on safe haven flows makes sense whether you believe in extraterrestrial intervention or not. Short-term scalping on GBP/USD might work if you can stomach the whipsaw, but longer-term trend following becomes nearly impossible when you can’t trust that the trends you’re seeing represent genuine economic forces rather than resource allocation decisions made light-years away. The best approach is to trade what you can see and measure while keeping position sizes manageable enough to survive whatever cosmic curveballs get thrown at the market. If gold continues climbing toward levels that would normally trigger massive dollar strength, but instead we see continued currency market confusion, that’s your confirmation that something beyond terrestrial economics is driving price action. At that point, the only rational response is to trade the chaos while acknowledging that our understanding of market fundamentals might be fundamentally incomplete.