Gold Stolen – Only The Aliens To Blame

The theory that human beings are a product of alien genetic manipulation, and were more or less “created in their image” for the sole purpose of mining gold – is a personal favorite of mine. It keeps things simple, and provides me with the answers I need when gold goes off the charts  – as it has done overnight.

It’s simple. The gold has been stolen and we’ve only the aliens to blame.

The Illuminati’s “secret knowledge” of human creation (which defies both creationist and evolutionary theories)  is bound up in the tale of the Anunnaki, who according to the Sumerian clay tablets  – arrived around 6000 BC in Sumeria (modern-day Iraq).

A growing number of researchers say the Annunaki bred human slaves known in the Hebrew bible as “Adamu” and in English as “Earthlings” to mine gold necessary to the survival of their home world and it’s inhabitants.

Considering the slew of completely ridiculous “conspiracy theories” out there as to the “manipulation of gold prices” this looks to me as equally plausible in that – we still don’t know whether the reserves of gold “said to be there” in the United States – are really there at all.

So there you have it. Any time you get caught up in the minute to minute watching of the price of gold, or the endless debate over price manipulation or corrupt governments etc…just keep it simple.

Blame it on the Aliens.

I would love to enter the market here this morning – but just can’t pull the trigger in light of overnight action across the board. Dollar flat, equities up, currencies “wonky” ….and gold stolen by aliens makes me a touch nervous.


13 Responses

  1. Andrew December 13, 2012 / 8:53 am

    Apparently, what’s in Fort Knox is just gold plated tungsten. Some one made off with the real stuff and left the US with crap.

    • Forex Kong December 13, 2012 / 9:02 am

      I’ve tried to add a touch of levity here – as gold gets pounded – but as well have been reading up alot with regards to “mystery reserves” of the U.S. As well the “re minting” of smaller more “tradable bars” out of China.

      Perhaps you’ve heard Hedge? – maybe you know something “legit” about it? My info to date is “spotty” to say the least.

    • Forex Kong December 13, 2012 / 9:08 am

      Found it…….check this out:


      China is well along an ambitious plan to recast large gold bars into smaller 1-kg bars on a massive scale. A major event is brewing that will disrupt global trade and assuredly the global banking system. The big gold recast project points to the Chinese preparing for a new system of trade settlement. In the process they must be constructing a foundation for a possible new monetary system based in gold that supports the trade payments. Initally used for trade, it will later be used in banking. The USTBond will be shucked aside. Regard the Chinese project as preliminary to a collapse in the debt-based USDollar system. The Chinese are removing thousands of metric tons of gold bars from London, New York, and Switzerland. They are recasting the bars, no longer to bear weights in ounces, but rather kilograms. The larger Good Delivery bars are being reduced into 1-kg bars and stored in China. It is not clear whether the recast project is being done entirely in China, as some indication has come that Swiss foundries might be involved, since they have so much experience and capacity.

  2. tradingnymph December 13, 2012 / 2:43 pm

    Hi Gorilla, FWIW, tonight’s Flash PMI times…I know you probably know the times, but others may not.
    14 December 2012
    China: HSBC Flash China Manufacturing PMI
    France: Markit Flash France PMI*
    Germany: Markit Flash Germany PMI*
    Eurozone: Markit Flash Eurozone PMI*
    US: Markit Flash US Manufacturing PMI*
    Most are expecting much better numbers, but the bump off the Chinese Golden week is done, and imho we won’t see it due to Sandy..we will see…your take?

    • Forex Kong December 13, 2012 / 2:57 pm

      Tradingnymph! Great seeing you back!

      Gees……sifting through the piles of data day to day….and with the currency wars in full effect – it is a struggle to find what’s relevant and what’s not – let alone trade it.

      I’m expecting “non event” across the board here this evevning as I feel the EU Zone (in general) will provide little surprise either way, but might watch any moves in AUD (on China data) as opportunity to buy lower against both USD and JPY.

      If you don’t mind me asking – what part of the world are you in? As I’m hoping to round out a solid group of contributors here – from as far and as wide as possible.

      • tradingnymph December 13, 2012 / 3:01 pm

        California Girl…The Flash PMI data is One of my TOTAL FAV’s when it comes to econ data..I love Markit Research methods vs US Govt data collection.

        • Forex Kong December 13, 2012 / 3:18 pm

          Interesting…very interesting.

          Well….in all… I’m bored stiff here as of yesterday…and see mild pullbacks in most of my usual trade pairs…so will look to “tune into the data” here this eve – and see what I see! Pretty rare that I’d enter a trade on a Friday so…looks like a nice long weekend here.

  3. Andrew December 14, 2012 / 1:25 am

    OMG!! Speak of the devil!! All this played out in NCIS Los Angeles Season 4 Episode 9 yesterday ( I think we’re on to something here.

  4. Andrew December 14, 2012 / 1:32 am

    SR: I saw one of your post on CRB, but I have not come across one on VIX (I’m just going thru your blog at lightning speed :-)). Take a look at VIX (Bloomberg: VIX:IND). It has been relatively ‘calm’ below 20 (usually indicates SPX toppish) for quite a while. What crunches inside your mighty Kong brain on this?

    • Forex Kong December 14, 2012 / 7:56 am

      Andrew – I stopped tracking / watching the VIX sometime ago as my thoughts are: considering the world’s central banks collective effort to ease / cut / print / you name it as to not have another complete and total “financial meltdown” such as 2008 – several of these types of indicators (and the math they crunch) has been rendered ineffective.

      Call me nuts (considering that things are still a complete mess) but I feel a sense of calm (all be it a false sense of calm) has fallen across market participants – thinking that the Fed and central banks globally will just back stop this thing forever. Im not calm – but I think general markets are at least “complacent”.

      • Andrew December 14, 2012 / 8:21 am

        Concur on the calm part. However, I do believe VIX will play its role when the time comes.

  5. DivineAdvanced HumanBeings December 22, 2012 / 10:17 pm

    Why Those Many Call Ancient Aliens Mine for Gold and Other Minerals

    Advanced beings spend a great deal of their time mining because the technology they depend on to keep them alive and “other dimensional” requires a great deal of raw minerals mined from the earth. In ancient times, people at the bottom of the pyramid were miners for those at the top of the pyramid but I don’t like to refer to them as aliens; they were from earth and were as human as you and me.

    We read a lot about aliens from other planets but this theory is wrong; these advanced beings do live on other planets but they don’t live on planets outside of our solar system as the ancient alien theorists would have you believe. In fact, some of them are quite close to earth. The most astounding thing about these beings is that their origin is from earth! [more….]

    • Forex Kong December 23, 2012 / 1:58 pm

      Fantastic link- some great reading, thank you.

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