Gold Stolen – Only The Aliens To Blame

The theory that human beings are a product of alien genetic manipulation, and were more or less “created in their image” for the sole purpose of mining gold – is a personal favorite of mine. It keeps things simple, and provides me with the answers I need when gold goes off the charts  – as it has done overnight.

It’s simple. The gold has been stolen and we’ve only the aliens to blame.

The Illuminati’s “secret knowledge” of human creation (which defies both creationist and evolutionary theories)  is bound up in the tale of the Anunnaki, who according to the Sumerian clay tablets  – arrived around 6000 BC in Sumeria (modern-day Iraq).

A growing number of researchers say the Annunaki bred human slaves known in the Hebrew bible as “Adamu” and in English as “Earthlings” to mine gold necessary to the survival of their home world and it’s inhabitants.

Considering the slew of completely ridiculous “conspiracy theories” out there as to the “manipulation of gold prices” this looks to me as equally plausible in that – we still don’t know whether the reserves of gold “said to be there” in the United States – are really there at all.

So there you have it. Any time you get caught up in the minute to minute watching of the price of gold, or the endless debate over price manipulation or corrupt governments etc…just keep it simple.

Blame it on the Aliens.

I would love to enter the market here this morning – but just can’t pull the trigger in light of overnight action across the board. Dollar flat, equities up, currencies “wonky” ….and gold stolen by aliens makes me a touch nervous.

 

Mining – Could it Be In Our Genes?

Could the ancient astronaut theory hold true?

That thousands of years ago celestial vistors came to our planet in search of materials needed for their very survival – and in realizing the difficulties in extracting these materials from the ground, developed modern man to essentially do the hard work for them? When you really think about it…..it’s really not that far off.

As a young boy I remember a hoax that played out at my elementary school. A group of the older kids had painted a bunch of small rocks with gold model paint and hid them out in the sand of the school’s playground. Once the word got out….I recall the excitement and anticipation sitting there in my tiny desk, staring at the clock, squirming in my chair, waiting for the bell to ring. “Gold! Gold! – they’ve found gold in the playground!”.

We’d trip over ourselves racing out the door – eager to be the first to lay our hands on even the smallest spec of the glorious stuff. We spent hours on our hands and knees sifting, searching for our fortunes.

In the end…….I never found a single piece.

A silly young boy indeed –  but is it really any different now as adults?

Maybe mining is in our genes.

 

An Absolutely "Golden Opportunity".

Quietly……As “Hurricane Sandy” plots her assault on the Atlantic Coast of the United States – the dollar also plots its course for the 200 day moving average.

I´ve been watching patiently as the last winds of this “dollar rally” blow hard towards (the now flat) 200 day moving average….and now….only a few short gusts away  – the storm has arrived!

Coupled with the recently announced “QE to Infinity” – one would have to assume this to be “certain death” to the dollar – and an absolute “Golden Opportunity” – to not only get short the buck – but to buy gold (and related stocks if that’s your thing) hand over fist!

I will be buying gold here (likely through the miners).

I will begin building several positions “short the U.S buck” as well Yen – against a basket of several currencies….as I look to  “RISK ON”  taking hold  in coming days.