You’ve all heard me say it before, and I’ll say it again….
I am “short” humanity – and “long” interplanetary space travel.
With respect to the “rampid stupidity” playing out via the Twitter I.P.O this morning, I’ve had further confirmation that the “buy n hold strategy” short humanity should do well.
What the hell is the matter with you people?
I’d give my left arm to know the exact number of people who “bought at 50″ only to see it at 45 minutes later….let alone where it will be in the weeks to come.
But wait…..”you screwed up” the buy price…and now plan to “nail an exit”?? You are a complete and total loser.
I have to get the f^$k out of here pronto…as – I’ve pretty much lost all faith.
The spaceship is coming along but I’m still getting heat from the local authorities. Now a couple of the local “policia” are requesting I add a couple more seats for them.
P.S – they didn’t buy twitter at 50.
The IPO Circus and What It Means for Currency Markets
When Equity Mania Signals Dollar Weakness
Here’s what the Twitter feeding frenzy tells us about the broader currency picture: when retail investors are literally throwing money at overpriced IPOs, you know damn well the Federal Reserve’s money printing experiment has created a bubble mentality that extends far beyond equities. This isn’t just about one social media company – it’s about a systematic devaluation of the US dollar that’s driving investors into increasingly desperate speculation.
Look at EUR/USD right now. The pair’s been grinding higher because smart money knows that all this IPO madness is funded by cheap dollars. When Jerome Powell keeps the printing presses running to fuel this kind of irrational exuberance, European investors are converting their euros to dollars to chase these garbage investments, temporarily strengthening the greenback. But here’s the kicker – this strength is built on quicksand. The moment this IPO bubble bursts, those same dollars come flooding back into safer havens, and EUR/USD rockets higher.
I’ve been positioning accordingly. Short USD/CHF, long EUR/USD, and building a massive position in AUD/USD because when the US equity markets finally capitulate, flight-to-safety flows are going to punish the dollar mercilessly. The Swiss franc and Australian dollar are going to benefit enormously from American stupidity.
Central Bank Policy Divergence Creates Opportunity
While Americans are busy chasing shiny IPO objects, the real money is being made in understanding central bank policy divergence. The European Central Bank is finally starting to tighten, even if they won’t admit it publicly. Mario Draghi’s successor Christine Lagarde is walking a tightrope, but the writing’s on the wall – European rates are heading higher while the Fed continues to accommodate this IPO circus with artificially low rates.
This creates a beautiful setup in GBP/USD. The Bank of England is already raising rates aggressively to combat inflation, while the Fed is still pretending that Twitter at $50 per share represents a healthy market. British pounds are becoming increasingly attractive to international investors who want yield without the volatility of emerging markets. I’m long GBP/USD with targets at 1.4200, because when this IPO bubble implodes, British assets are going to look like Fort Knox compared to American speculation.
The Japanese yen presents another opportunity. USD/JPY has been riding high on American market euphoria, but the Bank of Japan’s intervention capabilities are legendary. When – not if – this Twitter-fueled equity bubble collapses, the yen carry trade unwinds violently. I’m building a substantial short position in USD/JPY because Japanese investors are going to repatriate capital faster than you can say “social media bankruptcy.”
Commodity Currencies and Real Value
Here’s what separates intelligent traders from the IPO lemmings: understanding that real value lies in tangible assets, not social media platforms that lose money on every tweet. The Canadian dollar, Australian dollar, and Norwegian krone are backed by actual commodities – oil, gold, copper, iron ore. These aren’t speculative fairy tales; they’re resources the world actually needs.
USD/CAD is setting up for a spectacular fall. While Americans are throwing money at tech IPOs, Canadian energy exports are generating real cash flow. The loonie is criminally undervalued relative to oil prices, and when this equity bubble deflates, smart money is going to flood into commodity-backed currencies. I’m short USD/CAD with a vengeance, targeting 1.2800 and below.
The Endgame: Prepare for Currency Chaos
The Twitter IPO disaster is just the opening act in a much larger currency crisis. When retail investors finally realize they’ve been purchasing overpriced garbage with borrowed money, the dollar liquidation will be swift and merciless. This isn’t speculation – it’s mathematical certainty based on decades of market cycles.
Position yourself accordingly: long commodity currencies, long European and Asian alternatives to the dollar, and short anything that benefits from American financial stupidity. The spaceship I’m building isn’t just an escape pod from humanity’s idiocy – it’s a metaphor for the kind of forward-thinking positioning required to profit from the coming currency realignment.
Stop chasing IPO shiny objects and start accumulating positions that will benefit from the inevitable dollar collapse. Your portfolio will thank you when the music stops.

